What (Who) is Eve?
Eve is an AI assistant that lives in your text messages. No apps to download, no accounts to create, no passwords to remember.
Just text 503-421-1000 and start chatting.
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No setup. No onboarding. No friction.
Works on any device with iMessage. Group chats included.
What Eve Is Saying...
Screenshots From Real (Yes — Real!) Users
What Makes Eve Different?
Eve handles native iOS images, videos, voice messages, and PDFs — right in your texts.
But what about long answers? Formatting? “That doesn't work in text!”
Well... Eve can write full reports and send you a link. Citations included.
Real Memos from Eve:
Pet Grooming Industry Research
The pet grooming industry in the US is valued at approximately $14.5 billion. Projected to grow at a CAGR of 6.2% through 2030. Key drivers include rising pet ownership, humanization of pets, and increased spending on premium services...
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Z.ai IPO Breakdown
Z.ai filed for IPO on the NYSE under ticker 'ZAI'. • $847M in ARR • 156% net revenue retention Key risks include concentration in enterprise clients and ongoing litigation...
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Cascade View Equestrian Trails Report
Cascade View offers 47 miles of maintained equestrian trails across three difficulty levels. Facilities: • 12 trailer parking spots • Water stations every 2.5 miles • Emergency access points Peak season: April - October
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Peoria AZ Top Rated Dentists
Top-Rated Dental Practices: 1. Sunrise Dental Care 4.9★ (847 reviews) Dr. Martinez - cosmetic dentistry 2. Peoria Family Dental 4.8★ (612 reviews)...
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San Mateo R-1 Building Height Report
San Mateo R-1 Zoning Maximum building height: 28 feet (measured from average natural grade) Exceptions: • Chimneys: up to 3ft above roof • Antennas • Solar panels 2024 amendments added ADU provisions...
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Top US Snow Reports - Jan 29 2026
Current Snow Conditions: Alta, UT 187" base · 14" fresh overnight Mammoth Mountain 156" base · excellent grooming Vail, CO 89" base · moderate conditions
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Mile vs. Nautical Mile Breakdown
Statute Mile 5,280 feet (1.609 km) Nautical Mile 6,076 feet (1.852 km) The nautical mile is based on Earth's circumference, representing one minute of latitude. Conversion: 1 nm = 1.151 mi
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Pool Fence Requirements
Arizona Pool Fence Requirements (ARS 36-1681) • Minimum height: 5 feet • No openings > 4 inches • Self-closing, self-latching gates • Latch at least 54" from ground Mesh fencing: ASTM F2286 standards
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Timolol Mechanism and Safety Report
Timolol Non-selective beta-adrenergic antagonist Primary use: Glaucoma Mechanism: Reduces IOP by decreasing aqueous humor production Contraindications: • Asthma • Severe COPD • Bradycardia
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Winter Storm Fern: Statistical Rarity Report
Winter Storm Fern Phoenix Metro Area 23.4 inches of snow 1-in-847 year event Previous records: • 1937: 6.2" • 1990: 4.1" Economic impact: $2.3B estimated
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Klaviyo Earnings Report (Q2 & Q3 2025)
Klaviyo (NYSE: KVYO) Q3 2025 Results Revenue: $235.8M (+34% YoY) Operating margin: 8.2% (non-GAAP) Customers: 151,000+ ARPU: $1,562 Q4 guidance: $248-252M
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Phoenix Cocktail Scene Report
Phoenix Cocktail Scene Top Spots: • Bitter & Twisted (downtown) • Platform 18 (speakeasy) • Little Rituals Trends: Mezcal-forward drinks, local citrus, zero-proof options
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Dinner & Cheese Pairing List
Cheese Pairings Grilled Steak → Aged Gruyère or blue cheese Roast Chicken → Brie or Comté Pasta with Red Sauce → Pecorino Romano Seafood → Fresh chèvre or young Manchego
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Paleo vs. Whole30 Differences
Both Eliminate: Grains, legumes, dairy, processed foods Key Differences: Whole30 30-day reset, strict rules, no recreating treats Paleo Long-term lifestyle, allows natural sweeteners
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Expense Summary
Monthly Expenses: $7,600 Housing: $2,450 (32%) Savings: $1,200 (16%) Food & Dining: $892 (12%) Transportation: $687 (9%) Insurance: $456 (6%) Entertainment: $312 (4%)
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Best Months to Visit Aspen
Best Time to Visit Aspen For Skiing: January - March Peak snowfall: March (32") For Summer: June - September Shoulder Seasons: April-May, Oct-Nov Lower prices, limited activities
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PDX to Quebec City Travel
Portland (PDX) → Quebec City (YQB) No direct flights available Best connections: • Toronto (YYZ) • Montreal (YUL) Total flight time: 8-11 hours Budget option: Fly to Montreal, train to Quebec (3h)
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Justin Trudeau Carbon Tax Details
Canada's Federal Carbon Tax 2019: $20/tonne 2024: $80/tonne 2030: $170/tonne (projected) Revenue returned to households via Climate Action Incentive payments
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Classic Buttered Muffins Recipe
Classic Buttered Muffins Ingredients: • 2 cups flour • 1/2 cup sugar • 1 tbsp baking powder • 1/3 cup melted butter • 1 egg, 1 cup milk Bake at 375°F for 20-25 min
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History of American Express
American Express Founded 1850 · Buffalo, NY Milestones: • 1891: Traveler's cheque invented • 1958: Charge card launched • 1966: Gold Card • 1984: Platinum Card Today: 130M+ cardholders
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What does this cost?
Zero. Zip. Zilch.
Seriously. Just text Eve and start chatting. If your usage gets truly insane, we'll reach out — but for normal use, it's completely free.
EVE IS FREE
What can Eve do?
- ✓Answer any question you'd ask ChatGPT
- ✓Send and analyze photos
- ✓Read and summarize PDFs
- ✓Help with writing, editing, and brainstorming
- ✓Research and fact-check
- ✓Translate languages
- ✓Help with math and code
- ✓Plan trips, meals, and events
- ✓And much more...
What Can't Eve Do?
- ✗Send and receive emails (plus, forwards and ccs)
- ✗Make and receive phone calls and VoIP
- ✗Join Zoom and Google Meet calls as a participant
- ✗Read and analyze longform, complex DocX and PDF
- ✗Work with Excel and Google Sheets spreadsheets
- ✗Remember everything with unbounded long-form memory
Just kidding.
Eve can do all of that.
But compute costs these days? You'll need a paid account.
Can I extend Eve for my business?
Yes. Eve can be customized to know your products, answer customer questions, and represent your brand — all through simple text messaging.
Imagine giving your customers an AI assistant they can text anytime, without downloading an app.
Interested? Ask Eve how to get in touch with her creator.
Ready to meet Eve?
503-421-1000Just send a text.
Believe it or not, she's probably awake.